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[That time a snort can be heard from Sasuke, somewhere between dismissal of this ridiculous scenario and- okay. It was a little humorous. It soon passes though as he gets back on topic.]
Someone left it here as a dumb joke. Of course it's not mine.
Someone left it here as a dumb joke. Of course it's not mine.
Seems a common theme for him. Why is he so cross over someone giving him lubricant anyhow? I fail to see the joke or insult here.
[ Lubricant, like, for oiling saddles and things like that, right?? ]
[ Lubricant, like, for oiling saddles and things like that, right?? ]
It is.
[And urgh why does this keep coming up. Why is he even explaining this. Is this real life.]
A specific type. Scented. You use it for sex.
[And urgh why does this keep coming up. Why is he even explaining this. Is this real life.]
A specific type. Scented. You use it for sex.
[HOW IN THE HELL IS HE SUPPOSED TO GET UP IF YOU KEEP KICKING HIM?????]
OW! STOP THAT!
[Oh look. JUST GRABBING YOU AGAIN AND PULLING HIMSELF UP...
and promptly shoving Sasuke into the nearest wall.]
OW! STOP THAT!
[Oh look. JUST GRABBING YOU AGAIN AND PULLING HIMSELF UP...
and promptly shoving Sasuke into the nearest wall.]
[He would have to keep kicking if you didn't EXIST. ON HIS FLOOR.]
Quit touching me! [Is this what you came over here for? He had some vitriolic comment on the tip of his tongue, ready to spit out and piss Naruto off some more but whoops there's his back hitting the wall, with one of Sasuke's hands just shoved in Naruto's face to push him away.]
Quit touching me! [Is this what you came over here for? He had some vitriolic comment on the tip of his tongue, ready to spit out and piss Naruto off some more but whoops there's his back hitting the wall, with one of Sasuke's hands just shoved in Naruto's face to push him away.]
[You're not supposed to kick a man when he's down!]
Tou--
[Those words are enough, well - they would have been enough if there was a damn hand in his face. He turns away, only to pull back, hand balling into a fist again.]
WHAT THE HELL I AIN'T TOUCHIN' YOU!
Tou--
[Those words are enough, well - they would have been enough if there was a damn hand in his face. He turns away, only to pull back, hand balling into a fist again.]
WHAT THE HELL I AIN'T TOUCHIN' YOU!
[Oh hell no, not again. He moves both hands to block the incoming first.]
Get out, before I throw you out.
Get out, before I throw you out.
[Ow. :| You are surprisingly painful to punch you know, Sasuke.]
You can't throw me!
[Don't be ridic, Sasuke. :|]
You can't throw me!
[Don't be ridic, Sasuke. :|]
[Here's an idea, stop fucking punching then.
Naruto barely gets the chance to finish that sentence before Sasuke's grabbing the front of his jacket with both hands, striding forward as Naruto is forced to stumble backwards and- yup, they are headed towards his open door how about that.]
Naruto barely gets the chance to finish that sentence before Sasuke's grabbing the front of his jacket with both hands, striding forward as Naruto is forced to stumble backwards and- yup, they are headed towards his open door how about that.]
[... Shut up.
His eyes widen when he's grabbed, and at first, he reaches for Sasuke's hands, tugging at them fruitlessly.]
THAT'S NOT THROWING.
[... You meant literally right?
Just when you thought you were going to win though, he switches tactics, reaching out to grab either side of the doorframe.]
His eyes widen when he's grabbed, and at first, he reaches for Sasuke's hands, tugging at them fruitlessly.]
THAT'S NOT THROWING.
[... You meant literally right?
Just when you thought you were going to win though, he switches tactics, reaching out to grab either side of the doorframe.]
[Once he gets to the door he's about ready to actually throw him into the hallway just to prove a point, but then the brat has to go lodge himself into the doorframe]
Quit acting like a child. [Which would probably hold more weight if the words weren't spat out in a temper as Sasuke shoves at him again and- he almost punches him again. Almost. But instead he turns for the door and attempts to slam it shut, well aware that Naruto is between it and the door frame.]
Quit acting like a child. [Which would probably hold more weight if the words weren't spat out in a temper as Sasuke shoves at him again and- he almost punches him again. Almost. But instead he turns for the door and attempts to slam it shut, well aware that Naruto is between it and the door frame.]
So? I didn't ask to share it. I didn't ask for strangers to leave trash on my doorstep either.
[Oh, he is not tolerating this for one more second.]
Remove. your. vulgar. rubbish. at. once.
[Just as he says that, Steven comes trotting excitedly into the bathroom, happily tossing a condom in the air as though it's an animal that it's caught, and he cranes his neck down to drop the condom at Severus' feet. A gift for his master!]
Remove. your. vulgar. rubbish. at. once.
[Just as he says that, Steven comes trotting excitedly into the bathroom, happily tossing a condom in the air as though it's an animal that it's caught, and he cranes his neck down to drop the condom at Severus' feet. A gift for his master!]
Go whine to the person that left it in the first place.
[No. It'd be different if it was his, he would have gotten rid of it properly, but this was a stupid joke and it wasn't his problem.
Maybe he would have disposed of it properly later when he wasn't in quite a foul mood, but ordering him to pick it up is going to have the opposite effect.
He takes a step back, turning his back. He's done here.]
[No. It'd be different if it was his, he would have gotten rid of it properly, but this was a stupid joke and it wasn't his problem.
Maybe he would have disposed of it properly later when he wasn't in quite a foul mood, but ordering him to pick it up is going to have the opposite effect.
He takes a step back, turning his back. He's done here.]
[Severus gives a small, quick kick of his foot, shaking off the cold, sticky rubber that Steven dropped on his foot.
The little brat, turning his back on him like that. With a tense set of his jaw, Severus glances at Steven and he gives a sharp nod of his head in the boy's direction. The emu immediately stands to attention and takes a couple of strides towards the boy, eyes sharp and focused. With a quick nip, he pecks the back of his head. Oi. You.]
We aren't done here.
The little brat, turning his back on him like that. With a tense set of his jaw, Severus glances at Steven and he gives a sharp nod of his head in the boy's direction. The emu immediately stands to attention and takes a couple of strides towards the boy, eyes sharp and focused. With a quick nip, he pecks the back of his head. Oi. You.]
We aren't done here.
[You know what this reminds him of? this. FUCKING BIRDS.
It pinched and he immediately flinches, turning to swat at the bird.]
Get your animal out of my room.
It pinched and he immediately flinches, turning to swat at the bird.]
Get your animal out of my room.
[This is a fight he is not going to lose, but he is about to lose his fingers in the door if Sasuke really does slam it on him.]
Quit bein' a dick!
[Bit back with just as much temper, but the shove of the door makes him step forward, setting his foot in the way and shoving his forearm up against it.]
Oi, hey!
Quit bein' a dick!
[Bit back with just as much temper, but the shove of the door makes him step forward, setting his foot in the way and shoving his forearm up against it.]
Oi, hey!
[Oh for fuck's sake. He's done. He let's go of the door for a moment to step forward and yell in his face]
Why are you here?? [Just tell him, so he can respond to it, then you can leave and he can go back to being ON HIS OWN IN THE QUIET.]
Why are you here?? [Just tell him, so he can respond to it, then you can leave and he can go back to being ON HIS OWN IN THE QUIET.]
[WHOA. Sasuke. Nice breath. :|]
Er. [Why is he here?]
You wanna get some food or-- spar?
Er. [Why is he here?]
You wanna get some food or-- spar?
[You know what? Yeah, he will spar. If it means kicking your ass.
He turns to grab his sword, which may set off some warning bells but all he does is tuck it into his stupid rope belt thing like usual, before pushing past Naruto and out of the door.]
Fine. We'll spar.
He turns to grab his sword, which may set off some warning bells but all he does is tuck it into his stupid rope belt thing like usual, before pushing past Naruto and out of the door.]
Fine. We'll spar.
[Alarm bells ring, because he's seen a lot of that sword in recent years - but Sasuke just pushes right past him and off toward the stairs... which is good right?
He reaches out to grab the door and pull it shut, before chasing off after Sasuke, taking the stairs two at a time.]
Awesome! Then we'll get something to eat after, yeah?
He reaches out to grab the door and pull it shut, before chasing off after Sasuke, taking the stairs two at a time.]
Awesome! Then we'll get something to eat after, yeah?
[There's one of those snorts again, that could translate into "not likely". But whatever, who knows, he isn't thinking about that right now, he is just really riled up and wants to break something.
So off they go. Outside. He isn't even intending to walk all the way to Thor as usual, just outside will do.]
So off they go. Outside. He isn't even intending to walk all the way to Thor as usual, just outside will do.]
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