So, it turns out the death thing wasn't a bunch of shit.
Oi, Sasuke?
So I was talkin' to this guy who said that there's a bunch of swords you can get here.
You still got yours or did it like-- I dunno, disappear or something?
So I was talkin' to this guy who said that there's a bunch of swords you can get here.
You still got yours or did it like-- I dunno, disappear or something?
Hey Sas?
There's this guy on the network. Says he needs people to like-- practice the body thing that you've got on. You ever thought of doin' that?
There's this guy on the network. Says he needs people to like-- practice the body thing that you've got on. You ever thought of doin' that?
Hey!
You said you were gonna lemme know how y'are.
You awake yet?
Guess you must be asleep.
You said you were gonna lemme know how y'are.
You awake yet?
Guess you must be asleep.
Saaaaasuke.
C'mon, it's not like you to ignore the thing. You know? Bet you got a bunch of messages.
C'mon, it's not like you to ignore the thing. You know? Bet you got a bunch of messages.
Oi.
This ain't funny now.
If you don't reply in like half an hour I'm gonna come over.
This ain't funny now.
If you don't reply in like half an hour I'm gonna come over.
Hey, Oi Sasuke--
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
Naruto is trying to contact you. He wants to convene for ramen.
Edited 2013-08-08 22:57 (UTC)
Hey, Oi Sasuke--
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
-
I believe this is yours.
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
-
I believe this is yours.
You're Sasuke Uchiha, right? Your friend accidentally sent me this message.
[Forwarded Message]
Hey, Oi Sasuke--
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
[Forwarded Message]
Hey, Oi Sasuke--
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
Edited 2013-08-08 23:05 (UTC)
sasuke, correct? Someone is looking for you.
[Forwarded Message]
Hey, Oi Sasuke--
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
[Forwarded Message]
Hey, Oi Sasuke--
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
Edited 2013-08-08 22:58 (UTC)
You're Mr. Sasuke, right? This is for you.
[Forwarded Message]
Hey, Oi Sasuke--
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
[Forwarded Message]
Hey, Oi Sasuke--
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
Sasuke, yes? There has been a message incorrectly delivered to my inbox.
[Forwarded Message]
Hey, Oi Sasuke--
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
[Forwarded Message]
Hey, Oi Sasuke--
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
I think this message was meant for you.
[Forwarded Message]
Hey, Oi Sasuke--
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
[Forwarded Message]
Hey, Oi Sasuke--
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
337! (Because that's totally plenty of time for you to calm down, Sasuke.)
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Hey, Sasuke?
I er-- there's this awesome place I found. It sells like-- steaks and stuff.
You wanna check it out?
I er-- there's this awesome place I found. It sells like-- steaks and stuff.
You wanna check it out?
[Using whatever skills she has to get in and out without being noticed, likely choosing times based upon Naruto's post to get away with this, Samantha would sneak a basket up to Naruto and Sasuke's doorway. In it was a pair of scented oils, one of them peppermint, a bottle of lube, a pack of condoms and a small pre-printed note on suggested positions.
On it was the following note, carefully done in an effort to hide her handwriting.]
To congratulate you and your lover on the publicizing of your match. Just a few helpful suggestions as you two boys figure each other out.
[She's well aware that they aren't, but she's also kind of an imp sometimes.]
On it was the following note, carefully done in an effort to hide her handwriting.]
To congratulate you and your lover on the publicizing of your match. Just a few helpful suggestions as you two boys figure each other out.
[She's well aware that they aren't, but she's also kind of an imp sometimes.]
Oi.
I mean--
Did you get...
a thing?
I mean--
Did you get...
a thing?
Edited 2013-11-09 20:26 (UTC)
RIGHT AFTER THAT BECAUSE... he was totally checking every five seconds.
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backdated to whenever because I decided I wanted a thread with you shut up and take my tags!
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What is your idiot screeching about this time?
[Just like every other day, it's pretty late into the morning when he gets up, and by the time he's eaten lunch it doesn't seem like there's anything else to do.
So, his first port of call is obviously his best friend forever's house.
He knows the way, it doesn't take long, and he heads right up to Sasuke's room.
The door gets two knocks before he tries the handle, about to push the door open when--
It's his head that connects with the frame first, and the force is even enough to make him stumble back a few steps. Which leaves him staring at the door itself, blinking.
Not for long.
Three more slams of his hand against the door.]
SASUKE? Oi! You in there?
So, his first port of call is obviously his best friend forever's house.
He knows the way, it doesn't take long, and he heads right up to Sasuke's room.
The door gets two knocks before he tries the handle, about to push the door open when--
It's his head that connects with the frame first, and the force is even enough to make him stumble back a few steps. Which leaves him staring at the door itself, blinking.
Not for long.
Three more slams of his hand against the door.]
SASUKE? Oi! You in there?
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