[Holy shit Naruto you are annoying. The massive thud is enough to finally break his patience, Sasuke getting up to unlock the fucking door to punch him in his stupid face or something.
Except after unlocking it, he changes his mind at the last minute and sits back down. He'll just let him smack his face on the door a couple more times.]
[Now that the banging has stopped, he finally moves across the room again, throwing the door open. And just staring at the blond ninja that just sort of fell into his room.]
[Being grabbed like that gains the expected reaction- Sasuke practically kicking him off and shoving him away as he ends up falling half way down himself before regaining his balance.]
[By the time the punch lands Sasuke's own fist has already curled up in a tight ball, the ninja hunching forward from the blow as he sends a punch right back towards Naruto's gut.]
The punch instantly has him doubling over, but it's nothing he can't handle. So with one arm wrapped around his waist he uses the other to try and grab Sasuke around the neck.]
[Two can play that game. As soon as Naruto's arm ends up around his neck, instead of attempting to break free he wraps an arm around Naruto's instead. It's sort of an awkward position like this, but he decides it may just be easier to try and choke the blond to death first.
[There's a growl from Naruto as that arm snakes around his neck, and he manages to kick out with one of his feet-- which ends pretty badly because it's enough to unbalance him, and with Sasuke's arm around his neck, there's surely only one way for him to fall?]
For fuck's- [With the way they're carrying on right now it doesn't take much to unbalance the two of them. It almost happens in slow motion, the way Naruto falls into him and then Sasuke himself ends up toppling backwards, bringing Naruto down with him.]
[He falls. Of course... and makes sure to move his arm away from Sasuke as best he can, but that doesn't really work.
So, he lands. On his knees, either side of Sasuke. One arm wrapped under his neck and the other pressed against the floor to try and put space between them.]
[It's swiftly followed by Sasuke unwrapping his arm from Naruto (he totally didn't clutch to his collar as they were falling) opting to shove at the blond's chest with both hands instead so he MOVES TH FUCK AWAY because this is all kinds of not okay.]
[Not that he can do anything about it. Sasuke's shoving anyway-- and he lets himself fall back, eyes widening, but he quite simply rolls back and over onto the floor next to Sasuke, pulling his arm from under him.]
[Oh right. The arm. He moves up a little and Naruto manages to pull it away, and also rolls away which is helped along with a huge shove from Sasuke, who is scrambling to his feet again.]
Get off my floor. [Whoops there's another kick to the leg hah]
[He would have to keep kicking if you didn't EXIST. ON HIS FLOOR.]
Quit touching me! [Is this what you came over here for? He had some vitriolic comment on the tip of his tongue, ready to spit out and piss Naruto off some more but whoops there's his back hitting the wall, with one of Sasuke's hands just shoved in Naruto's face to push him away.]
[You're not supposed to kick a man when he's down!]
Tou--
[Those words are enough, well - they would have been enough if there was a damn hand in his face. He turns away, only to pull back, hand balling into a fist again.]
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I ain't leavin'!
[Wait...]
Hey, is everythin' okay? You ain't hurt or anythin' right?
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[And showing up. And wanting to go out. ALL THE TIME. It's also yelled out towards the door btw.]
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[The rattling stops at least...
Only then... there's a rather loud thud.
Which can only be Naruto throwing himself at the door, right?]
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Except after unlocking it, he changes his mind at the last minute and sits back down. He'll just let him smack his face on the door a couple more times.]
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He's just going to shove his elbow against the door a few times... before slumping against it.]
What'd you do?
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What? [What do you want? Why are you here?]
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Whoa--
Hey! What'd you do that for!?
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Dammit Naruto, what the fuck do you want?
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OI BASTARD DON'T KICK ME.
[He tugs, of course. :|]
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WHAT THE HELL, STOP KICKIN' ME.
[Another tug, and actually - he scrambles to his feet and....
yeah, there's his fist.]
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One day.
The punch instantly has him doubling over, but it's nothing he can't handle. So with one arm wrapped around his waist he uses the other to try and grab Sasuke around the neck.]
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Well, not actual death. Probably.]
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[He falls. Of course... and makes sure to move his arm away from Sasuke as best he can, but that doesn't really work.
So, he lands. On his knees, either side of Sasuke. One arm wrapped under his neck and the other pressed against the floor to try and put space between them.]
GET UP!
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[It's swiftly followed by Sasuke unwrapping his arm from Naruto (he totally didn't clutch to his collar as they were falling) opting to shove at the blond's chest with both hands instead so he MOVES TH FUCK AWAY because this is all kinds of not okay.]
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[Not that he can do anything about it. Sasuke's shoving anyway-- and he lets himself fall back, eyes widening, but he quite simply rolls back and over onto the floor next to Sasuke, pulling his arm from under him.]
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Get off my floor. [Whoops there's another kick to the leg hah]
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OW! STOP THAT!
[Oh look. JUST GRABBING YOU AGAIN AND PULLING HIMSELF UP...
and promptly shoving Sasuke into the nearest wall.]
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Quit touching me! [Is this what you came over here for? He had some vitriolic comment on the tip of his tongue, ready to spit out and piss Naruto off some more but whoops there's his back hitting the wall, with one of Sasuke's hands just shoved in Naruto's face to push him away.]
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Tou--
[Those words are enough, well - they would have been enough if there was a damn hand in his face. He turns away, only to pull back, hand balling into a fist again.]
WHAT THE HELL I AIN'T TOUCHIN' YOU!
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Get out, before I throw you out.
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