The punch instantly has him doubling over, but it's nothing he can't handle. So with one arm wrapped around his waist he uses the other to try and grab Sasuke around the neck.]
[Two can play that game. As soon as Naruto's arm ends up around his neck, instead of attempting to break free he wraps an arm around Naruto's instead. It's sort of an awkward position like this, but he decides it may just be easier to try and choke the blond to death first.
[There's a growl from Naruto as that arm snakes around his neck, and he manages to kick out with one of his feet-- which ends pretty badly because it's enough to unbalance him, and with Sasuke's arm around his neck, there's surely only one way for him to fall?]
For fuck's- [With the way they're carrying on right now it doesn't take much to unbalance the two of them. It almost happens in slow motion, the way Naruto falls into him and then Sasuke himself ends up toppling backwards, bringing Naruto down with him.]
[He falls. Of course... and makes sure to move his arm away from Sasuke as best he can, but that doesn't really work.
So, he lands. On his knees, either side of Sasuke. One arm wrapped under his neck and the other pressed against the floor to try and put space between them.]
[It's swiftly followed by Sasuke unwrapping his arm from Naruto (he totally didn't clutch to his collar as they were falling) opting to shove at the blond's chest with both hands instead so he MOVES TH FUCK AWAY because this is all kinds of not okay.]
[Not that he can do anything about it. Sasuke's shoving anyway-- and he lets himself fall back, eyes widening, but he quite simply rolls back and over onto the floor next to Sasuke, pulling his arm from under him.]
[Oh right. The arm. He moves up a little and Naruto manages to pull it away, and also rolls away which is helped along with a huge shove from Sasuke, who is scrambling to his feet again.]
Get off my floor. [Whoops there's another kick to the leg hah]
[He would have to keep kicking if you didn't EXIST. ON HIS FLOOR.]
Quit touching me! [Is this what you came over here for? He had some vitriolic comment on the tip of his tongue, ready to spit out and piss Naruto off some more but whoops there's his back hitting the wall, with one of Sasuke's hands just shoved in Naruto's face to push him away.]
[You're not supposed to kick a man when he's down!]
Tou--
[Those words are enough, well - they would have been enough if there was a damn hand in his face. He turns away, only to pull back, hand balling into a fist again.]
Naruto barely gets the chance to finish that sentence before Sasuke's grabbing the front of his jacket with both hands, striding forward as Naruto is forced to stumble backwards and- yup, they are headed towards his open door how about that.]
[Once he gets to the door he's about ready to actually throw him into the hallway just to prove a point, but then the brat has to go lodge himself into the doorframe]
Quit acting like a child. [Which would probably hold more weight if the words weren't spat out in a temper as Sasuke shoves at him again and- he almost punches him again. Almost. But instead he turns for the door and attempts to slam it shut, well aware that Naruto is between it and the door frame.]
[This is a fight he is not going to lose, but he is about to lose his fingers in the door if Sasuke really does slam it on him.]
Quit bein' a dick!
[Bit back with just as much temper, but the shove of the door makes him step forward, setting his foot in the way and shoving his forearm up against it.]
[You know what? Yeah, he will spar. If it means kicking your ass.
He turns to grab his sword, which may set off some warning bells but all he does is tuck it into his stupid rope belt thing like usual, before pushing past Naruto and out of the door.]
[Alarm bells ring, because he's seen a lot of that sword in recent years - but Sasuke just pushes right past him and off toward the stairs... which is good right?
He reaches out to grab the door and pull it shut, before chasing off after Sasuke, taking the stairs two at a time.]
Awesome! Then we'll get something to eat after, yeah?
[There's one of those snorts again, that could translate into "not likely". But whatever, who knows, he isn't thinking about that right now, he is just really riled up and wants to break something.
So off they go. Outside. He isn't even intending to walk all the way to Thor as usual, just outside will do.]
[He'll manage to get Sasuke to warm to the idea! Besides there are a whole bunch of unexplored food establishments in Thor-- which is where he's sure they're going.]
So-- are we just usin' hand to hand, yeah? Or-- what?
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One day.
The punch instantly has him doubling over, but it's nothing he can't handle. So with one arm wrapped around his waist he uses the other to try and grab Sasuke around the neck.]
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Well, not actual death. Probably.]
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[He falls. Of course... and makes sure to move his arm away from Sasuke as best he can, but that doesn't really work.
So, he lands. On his knees, either side of Sasuke. One arm wrapped under his neck and the other pressed against the floor to try and put space between them.]
GET UP!
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[It's swiftly followed by Sasuke unwrapping his arm from Naruto (he totally didn't clutch to his collar as they were falling) opting to shove at the blond's chest with both hands instead so he MOVES TH FUCK AWAY because this is all kinds of not okay.]
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[Not that he can do anything about it. Sasuke's shoving anyway-- and he lets himself fall back, eyes widening, but he quite simply rolls back and over onto the floor next to Sasuke, pulling his arm from under him.]
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Get off my floor. [Whoops there's another kick to the leg hah]
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OW! STOP THAT!
[Oh look. JUST GRABBING YOU AGAIN AND PULLING HIMSELF UP...
and promptly shoving Sasuke into the nearest wall.]
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Quit touching me! [Is this what you came over here for? He had some vitriolic comment on the tip of his tongue, ready to spit out and piss Naruto off some more but whoops there's his back hitting the wall, with one of Sasuke's hands just shoved in Naruto's face to push him away.]
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Tou--
[Those words are enough, well - they would have been enough if there was a damn hand in his face. He turns away, only to pull back, hand balling into a fist again.]
WHAT THE HELL I AIN'T TOUCHIN' YOU!
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Get out, before I throw you out.
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You can't throw me!
[Don't be ridic, Sasuke. :|]
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Naruto barely gets the chance to finish that sentence before Sasuke's grabbing the front of his jacket with both hands, striding forward as Naruto is forced to stumble backwards and- yup, they are headed towards his open door how about that.]
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His eyes widen when he's grabbed, and at first, he reaches for Sasuke's hands, tugging at them fruitlessly.]
THAT'S NOT THROWING.
[... You meant literally right?
Just when you thought you were going to win though, he switches tactics, reaching out to grab either side of the doorframe.]
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Quit acting like a child. [Which would probably hold more weight if the words weren't spat out in a temper as Sasuke shoves at him again and- he almost punches him again. Almost. But instead he turns for the door and attempts to slam it shut, well aware that Naruto is between it and the door frame.]
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Quit bein' a dick!
[Bit back with just as much temper, but the shove of the door makes him step forward, setting his foot in the way and shoving his forearm up against it.]
Oi, hey!
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Why are you here?? [Just tell him, so he can respond to it, then you can leave and he can go back to being ON HIS OWN IN THE QUIET.]
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Er. [Why is he here?]
You wanna get some food or-- spar?
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He turns to grab his sword, which may set off some warning bells but all he does is tuck it into his stupid rope belt thing like usual, before pushing past Naruto and out of the door.]
Fine. We'll spar.
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He reaches out to grab the door and pull it shut, before chasing off after Sasuke, taking the stairs two at a time.]
Awesome! Then we'll get something to eat after, yeah?
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So off they go. Outside. He isn't even intending to walk all the way to Thor as usual, just outside will do.]
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So-- are we just usin' hand to hand, yeah? Or-- what?
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Five seconds.
[That's your warning.]
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For once, rather than flip over it, he gives Sasuke a brief glance before pulling a kunai out from the pocket on his leg, bracing himself for this.]
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