[When Severus awakes early in the morning, he's met with the sight of his emu playfully galloping around the room, tossing something up and down in the air as though it's caught game. It takes Severus a few moments to focus his eyesight on what it is, blearily blinking through a heavy fatigue weighing heavily in his bones and in his head. He scrubs his face with his hand, wiping his tired eyes. Good Lord, the sound of the emu's feet slapping about on the floor.]
What are you doing, you ridiculous bird?
[The emu suddenly stops in its tracks and trots around on the spot to look straight at Severus, a condom hanging limp from its beak. It's looking mighty pleased with itself.
Bewildered, Severus throws the covers back and climbs out of bed. He steps across to the bird and snatches the condom from its grasp. The bird doesn't let go at first; the condom stretches and Severus accidentally lets it go, causing it snap back in the emu's face. This startles the emu, and it reels around to run off.]
Come back here! [The bird does as it's told and wearily almost flinches away as Severus makes another grab for the condom, this time successfully snatching it away.
And it's then that Severus notices: the floor is littered with shredded condoms and condom packets, which lead in a trail to the bathroom door. Which is open. He approaches the bathroom and spots a basket that the emu has been rummaging through. Cards of the most profane nature, with images depicting different coital positions, are scattered about on the floor.
Severus recoils with a look of disgust, then glances up at the door that leads into his neighbour's room; the person whom he's sharing the bathroom with.
Right. He is not tolerating this.
He marches up to the door and pounds on it, loudly.]
What are you doing, you ridiculous bird?
[The emu suddenly stops in its tracks and trots around on the spot to look straight at Severus, a condom hanging limp from its beak. It's looking mighty pleased with itself.
Bewildered, Severus throws the covers back and climbs out of bed. He steps across to the bird and snatches the condom from its grasp. The bird doesn't let go at first; the condom stretches and Severus accidentally lets it go, causing it snap back in the emu's face. This startles the emu, and it reels around to run off.]
Come back here! [The bird does as it's told and wearily almost flinches away as Severus makes another grab for the condom, this time successfully snatching it away.
And it's then that Severus notices: the floor is littered with shredded condoms and condom packets, which lead in a trail to the bathroom door. Which is open. He approaches the bathroom and spots a basket that the emu has been rummaging through. Cards of the most profane nature, with images depicting different coital positions, are scattered about on the floor.
Severus recoils with a look of disgust, then glances up at the door that leads into his neighbour's room; the person whom he's sharing the bathroom with.
Right. He is not tolerating this.
He marches up to the door and pounds on it, loudly.]
[Sasuke expected the occasional thumping at his front door when certain people showed up to see him, but never from his bathroom door. He planned on ignoring anyone that came looking for him today, but coming from the other room meant it was likely to be his neighbour, Snape, who didn't seem the type to be knocking for him without a valid reason.
Today had honestly been sort of a shit day so far and his patience was already running thin, so the door is pulled open to reveal an annoyed looking ninja.]
Yeah?
Today had honestly been sort of a shit day so far and his patience was already running thin, so the door is pulled open to reveal an annoyed looking ninja.]
Yeah?
[He's about to pound again on the door, harder, when he hears footfalls approaching it and the door handle turning.]
Explain the meaning of this. [He points with a thrust of his finger down at the basket laden with vulgar goods.
Behind him, the emu can be seen gaily trotting past the bathroom doorway, tossing another condom in the air and catching it with its beak. Never mind the fact that Severus is in his pyjamas or that his hair is a mess. Never mind that there are pillow lines streaking down the side of his face.
Never mind that the emu trots past the doorway again in the other direction with an excited, haphazard kick of its legs and a deep, happy drumming sound coming from the depth of its throat. The emu is clearly having the time of its life frolicking around with the condoms.]
Explain the meaning of this. [He points with a thrust of his finger down at the basket laden with vulgar goods.
Behind him, the emu can be seen gaily trotting past the bathroom doorway, tossing another condom in the air and catching it with its beak. Never mind the fact that Severus is in his pyjamas or that his hair is a mess. Never mind that there are pillow lines streaking down the side of his face.
Never mind that the emu trots past the doorway again in the other direction with an excited, haphazard kick of its legs and a deep, happy drumming sound coming from the depth of its throat. The emu is clearly having the time of its life frolicking around with the condoms.]
Saaaasukeeeee-kuuuuun~~~~~~
[THE GORGEOUS REDHEAD He flips his hair over his shoulder, giving Sasuke a look that he's probably forgotten that he'd been subjected to by his fangirls back home. BACK IN THE DAY.]
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[That red hair combined with the way she drawls out his name, he thinks it is Karin at first. But it isn't. Actually he has no idea who it is.]
...Who're you?
...Who're you?
[It's a bit tricky-- but he tries on a giggle. Why does that sound so authentic?]
Someone told me you've got a sword you wanna get cleaned up?
Someone told me you've got a sword you wanna get cleaned up?
[If you knew how long it took him to type these words you'd be horrified.]
hay sasuke
wat would u do if some1 wanted to like date you
hay sasuke
wat would u do if some1 wanted to like date you
Edited (Fucking potatoes) 2014-01-24 22:00 (UTC)
Oi, Sasuke?
We're goin' t'get ramen, yeah?
You, me an' Sakura-chan.
Meet you outside the Thor place, yeah?
We're goin' t'get ramen, yeah?
You, me an' Sakura-chan.
Meet you outside the Thor place, yeah?
[In honor of the Earth holiday centering on love, Freya sends out a little gift around this time.
A small box containing a piece of chocolate will appear on your pillow during the day. When consumed, the chocolate’s magic will lift your mood for a short period of time. It’s accompanied by a note.]
Where love might bring about sorrow, it also welcomes joy.
A small box containing a piece of chocolate will appear on your pillow during the day. When consumed, the chocolate’s magic will lift your mood for a short period of time. It’s accompanied by a note.]
Where love might bring about sorrow, it also welcomes joy.
[S U S P I C I O U S]
[But he eats it anyway :v]
[But he eats it anyway :v]
What do you want
[It would appear someone is in a bad mood.]
[It would appear someone is in a bad mood.]
[ In honour of the god centering on love being a giant frilly prissypants, Loki sends his own little gift just a few hours after hers.
His box of chocolate will look, smell, and taste exactly like Freya's did, appearing right next to where Freya's was or is if you haven't picked it up yet. The only difference between the two is that Loki's won't lift your mood; it'll give you loud and embarrassing flatulence for the next three hours.
It's also accompanied by a note. ]
Where joy might bring about yearning, it also welcomes wonder.
His box of chocolate will look, smell, and taste exactly like Freya's did, appearing right next to where Freya's was or is if you haven't picked it up yet. The only difference between the two is that Loki's won't lift your mood; it'll give you loud and embarrassing flatulence for the next three hours.
It's also accompanied by a note. ]
Where joy might bring about yearning, it also welcomes wonder.
[Video] omg I suck. Sometime after stuff that happens that's bad. (So, every day)
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[His trip had completely exhausted him, but the news that something had happened back in the City had travelled to them quickly, and his first port of call was obviously to check up on a few people.
Sasuke is one of the first, of course.]
Oi, you okay?
Sasuke is one of the first, of course.]
Oi, you okay?
Edited (I AM THE WORSTTTTTTTT POTATO There are too many things I want to thread with you, I'm sorry. ) 2014-02-17 08:30 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm home.
[A Pause. It's not hard for him to catch on that something's up.]
What is it?
[A Pause. It's not hard for him to catch on that something's up.]
What is it?
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